trying to find my wings.
So for my advanced editing class this semester we had to make a “montage edit” where we combine footage/media from 2-3 different sources to create a final product with a completely different intended meaning than the original.
So I made twilight Gay.
Update: I got an A!!!
twilight au where Emmett says fuck at least once per sentence
emmett: “well fuck me! jesus christ that’s fucking awesome!”
carlisle with tears in his eyes: “my good christian home”
*calls employer after job interview*
me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*
employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else
me: is it my pussy stink or…..?
Bon Iver sounds like a mountain
Hozier sounds like a forest
The Lumineers sound like a plain
Mumford and sons sound like Appalachia
Florence and the machine is a deep cold lake
Sufjan Stevens is the Great Lakes in the fall
Of monsters and men is a chilly coastline
Lord Huron sounds like river running through a deep pine forest.
Joanna Newsom sounds like an ivy-coated cottage next to the most glowing sandy beach
New age björk sounds like a meteorite with new life forms crashing onto earth
My Nuts sound like they need to be slapped
We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.
yeah, hot wings, sure
wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings
Me when I see hot wings
Just gals loving hot wings
